Q) Why did God give women arms?
A) Do u realise how long it would take to lick a bathroom clean..
Q) What do gays and ambulances have in comm on?
A) They both load from the back and go "woo woo"..
Q) What's the difference between oral s*x and an*l s*x?
A) Oral s*x makes your day, an*l s*x makes your h*le weak.
Q) Whats green slimy and smells like miss piggy?
A) Kermitt's finger.
Q) Whats do American beer & Rowing have in common?
A) They are both close to water..
Q) Whats the differnce between a *ampon and a cowboy hat?
A) Cowboy hats are for a*sholes.
Woman: "why dont u call my name out during s*x??
Man: "Because i dont want to wake you".
Q) How do u teach a blonde mathematics?
A) Subtract her clothes half hers legs followed by a square root..
Q) What do u call a woman with her tongue out ?
A) A l**bian with a hard on.
2007-09-05 20:02:19 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Morning chris. You are in top form today.
2007-09-05 20:15:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Good Morning Chris Good jokes. Have a good day
2007-09-05 20:42:09 · answer #2 · answered by countrygirl969702 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny, but beware, the content nazi's are on the loose! These will be passed on! Definitely star worthy!
If you can't laught at yourself, then you should be wondering who is! :)
2007-09-05 21:22:07 · answer #3 · answered by Kristi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the different night i replaced into invited out for a night with the "ladies." I advised my husband that i could be living house by ability of night, "I promise!" properly, the hours exceeded and the margaritas went down way too somewhat. around 3 a.m., somewhat loaded, I headed for living house. basically as I have been given interior the door, the cuckoo clock interior the hallway began up and cuckooed thrice.at as quickly as, figuring out my husband could probable awaken, I cuckooed yet another 9 circumstances. i replaced into extremely happy with myself for coming up with the form of speedy-witted answer, with a view to flee a obtainable conflict with him. (even while completely smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos night!) the subsequent morning my husband asked me what time I have been given in, I advised him "night"... he did not seem p****d off interior the least. Whew, I have been given away with that one! Then he stated "we choose a clean cuckoo clock." as quickly as I asked him why, he stated, "properly, final night our clock cuckooed thrice, then stated "oh ****." Cuckooed 4 greater circumstances, cleared its throat, cuckooed yet another thrice, giggled, cuckooed two times greater, and then tripped over the espresso table and farted.
2016-10-18 02:46:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Morning. A joke to start the day. Nice.
2007-09-05 20:17:59 · answer #5 · answered by Sparky 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Good morning to you also. Nice start to the day.
2007-09-05 20:16:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
They're good but a little stale, I've heard them before, I'm sure they're new to some people.
2007-09-05 22:51:30 · answer #7 · answered by seadog 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
well done. those were pretty good mate. i liked them all especially no.3.thanks for the laugh.
2007-09-05 22:28:07 · answer #8 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good
gave me a laugh
2007-09-05 21:50:52 · answer #9 · answered by jack 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Morning..
Ur the best...
2007-09-06 00:08:06 · answer #10 · answered by Jönsè 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋