could my exCatholic friend from Rome combine her passion for God and coffee in the Church of Latte Day Saints?

Answer 1

lol - you look like a bowling ball with ears and specs

Answer 2

regrettably the guy that spoke back first is authentic - and he gave me a frightening answer at present. additionally rkirby has have been given it precise. Mormons are not truly Christian. Secondly, Mormons have confidence in better than one God. I component this out because of the fact u used the singular "God". If u r involved, yet another individual wrote a question which i replied to. The question replaced into something like "what do u think of of the Mormon faith?" u could seem up my answer, do ur learn and u will see LDS ideals r quite frightening. If u decide for to income approximately God earlier leaping into "any old faith" and do a splash learn in Catholic apologetics and decipher what the authentic faith is. in spite of everything i does no longer have confidence the LDS. i've got accomplished some thorough learn on them and to assert the least: i might on no account have confidence them. wish this permits and if u have the different questions purely e mail me.

Answer 3

LOL! If you start the "Church of Latte Day Saints" does that mean I could join and get Free 6 shot White Mochas for life!

Answer 4

Let her Passion for God overcome any addiction she may have to Catholicism, Coffee and the LDS.

Answer 5

I get it.. it's a word association joke linking two arms of Christianity that I suppose you respect with less ferver.

Now .... is this style of question evidence of why you are reduced to level 1? Well be assured, I've been notified for worse jokes than this one.... but where's your pirate patch or your reference to bran muffins to go with that coffee?

Answer 6

Is she a Javacrucian?

The Caffeinated Cross
(A Javacrucian Ritual)

This was found-lodged between the musty old pages of a musty, dusty old book in a musty, dusty old library whose musty, dusty old dust hadn't been disturbed by the presence of man in many a musty, dusty old century. It took a great deal of effort to translate the original writings. After months of effort and research in language libraries, it was finally determined that the weird script was not some arcane, forgotten language, but English, written by someone with a very bad case of caffeine jitters.

Another fragment indicated that this was once part of a book, titled "The Mystery of the StarBuck."

THE CAFFEINATED CROSS

Stand, facing east, holding your coffee cup, filled with the mystical brew, in your power hand, and assume a posture of wakeful alertness.

Bring your coffee cup to your forehead and intone:
"LATTE"

Lower your coffee cup to the vicinity of your navel:
"MOCHA"

Bring your coffee cup to your left shoulder:
"CAPPUCHINO"

Bring it across to your right shoulder:
"FRAPPUCHINO"

Clasp your coffee cup in both hands over your heart chakra:
"ARABICA, OH MAN!"

Extend your arms to the sides, and intone:
"BEFORE ME, MRS. OLSON"
"BEHIND ME, JUAN VALDEZ"
"AT MY RIGHT HAND, M J B"
"AT MY LEFT HAND, THE BROTHERS HILLS"
"FOR ABOUT ME SWIRLS THE COFFEE AROMA"
"WITHIN ME SINGS THE CAFFEINE HIGH"

Drink the coffee, in communion with the spirits of the Sacred Coffee Bean. This last step may be usefully repeated as long as you like.

To end the ritual, raise the mug to your lips one last time, facing East and intone:
"GOD/DESS... I needed that!"

Answer 7

Yes. She can even combine it with her passion of spaghetti. Just ask your local pasta.

Answer 8

Thou shalt not Mocca the lord your God!

Answer 9

Uniting everyone under the potatoe would be much more effective, as I have never met a person who has not loved potatoes in some form or another.

Answer 10

Yer in the wrong game!! Huv a wee star fur makin' me chuckle!!!!

Answer 11

I'll order Angel food cake. Thank you.