"Why, air is my middle name! The more air, the better! Can’t get enough of that air."
I know this verse is not meant to be taken literally. A hermaneutical analysis demonstrates that Spongebob in fact does not like air at all. What then, is the meaning of this scripture?
2007-09-05 17:18:47 · 14 answers · asked by wondermus 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
For those wondering, this is indeed the actual verse from the first airing of Spongebob, 3rd episode, 18th line.
2007-09-05 17:22:18 · update #1
I hate to be the one to say this, but the FSM is 'only a theory'.
2007-09-05 17:31:33 · update #2
Spongebob said this to Sandy, leader of the Mammalites. He told her this because Sandy fulfilled the prophecy of Plankton which told of a powerful Mammalite that would descend to Bikini Bottom and must be won over by a little white lie, so that she could become a main character. You can read more about Sandy and the Mammalites in the Book of Squidward and the Book of Patrick, especially Patrick 4:11 which states: "Who needs dumb old Texas, anyway?"
2007-09-05 17:26:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
Here is the whole conversation, I promise SpongeBob: Hey Patrick. Patrick: I give up. SpongeBob: To get to the opposite side. (Both Laughing)
2016-04-03 05:55:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The almight Bob was speaking of himself at molecular level. Air is spiritually and literally in fact the centre of a sponge cell. Cosmically and universally central to the almighty bob's existence. The more the better! The lesson is that your molecular cells do not care about you .. they are indifferent to you and you are indifferent to them ... but you still need them, or you would not exist. So they say.
2007-09-05 17:52:28 · answer #3 · answered by Icy Gazpacho 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HI wondermus,
Let's face it old SpongeBob forgot he didn't want to be aired out but we all know that saying: air is to human or something(wtf) I never remember those damn saying!! Have a good night. :0)
Additional Details: SpongeBobsq.pants should toke a few & then he won't care if he aired or not aired. I used to watch him with my granddaughter, roflmao.
2007-09-07 18:40:43 · answer #4 · answered by dousmokedoobies69 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It was the first time Spongebob and Sandy crossed paths. He was trying to impress the "land squirrel" named sandy cheeks. And, visited her in the acrylic air bubble. Sandy invited him over after she found out they both liked karate or KAIR-A-TAY.. It was the episode where she defeated the giant clam.
Air is good.
2007-09-05 17:27:17 · answer #5 · answered by Patrick the Carpathian, CaFO 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Spongebob backwards and upsidedown minus the 'n' is 'Pope Gods'. If that doesn't give you proof, I do not know what will.
2007-09-05 20:02:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The FSM is the one true god and Spongebob is his one true prophet.
2007-09-05 17:46:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How does this Spongy god (praise be unto sponge) in any way affect how I worship my Flying Spaghetti Monster? You heretic.
2007-09-05 17:24:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
To breathe is universal, to air is human.
2007-09-05 17:23:04 · answer #9 · answered by ropar 5 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Pass that joint over here. You have to be smokin' weed.
Squidward rules !
2007-09-05 17:27:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋