A duck walks into a pub and says to the barman:
"Got any bread?"
Barman says :"No"
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No"
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we have no bread"
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we haven't got any f***** bread"
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, are you deaf, we haven't got any f***** bread, ask me again and i'll nail your f***** beak to the bar you irritating b****** bird"
Duck says; "Got any nails?"
Barman says: "No"
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
2007-09-05 15:24:26 · 23 answers · asked by Maggs 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Think that joke's a bit quackers!!
So here's another one equally quackers.
Duck eventually asks for a pint of draught bitter.
Barman draws him a pint and says that'll be £5.75p please,"I guess you must be just passing through on your way to somewhere with a warmer climate, we don't get many ducks drinking in here".
Duck replies "I'm not surprised at these prices!! Got any bread ?!!!"
2007-09-08 04:08:12 · answer #1 · answered by jacyinbg 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bet the duck got his a s s kicked after the last time he ask for bread huh..
2007-09-05 22:29:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My nephew loves that joke, you have to act it out and do all the voices and then it's really funny.
2007-09-06 06:04:29 · answer #3 · answered by Doodle 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-05 22:28:18 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
similar joke posted two days ago still funny though
2007-09-06 03:25:47 · answer #5 · answered by deepee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give that poor duck some bread!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tess :)
2007-09-05 22:28:11 · answer #6 · answered by Tess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe thats funny.
2007-09-05 22:28:16 · answer #7 · answered by donielle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-09-06 04:51:59 · answer #8 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-09-05 23:19:00 · answer #9 · answered by magiclady2007 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WELL BROUGHT A SMILE TO MY FACE,AND HAVEN'T CHUCKLED LIKE THAT IN AGES,LOL THANKS. WELL EARNED STAR I SAY. TAKE CARE XX
2007-09-06 06:27:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋