A farmer and his wife were sitting in their kitchen talking about getting ready for bed when suddenly they saw a large alien saucer land in their field. Surprised, but not scared they went to offer the aliens shelter for the night. They all were having a fabulous time together and agreed to swap partners for the night to see what it would be like. The human female and the alien male went to a bedroom and unclothed. She looked at his and said "It doesn't look very long..are you sure it's ready? The male alien said to her "Twist my right ear." She did and it grew very large indeed. After seeing this she said: "That was amazing and not to be picky..but it's a little skinny, don't you think?" The alien told her to twist his left ear; so she did and it got very wide. The next morning the female human made coffee for her husband while she floated on the dream of the night before. He could already tell how her night went and really didn't need to ask, but he did so anyway. "Oh it was wonderful" she said. "And how about you?" His reply: "Oh it was alright...but really all she did was keep on twisting on my ears all night."
2007-09-05 15:05:11 · 7 answers · asked by Discovery 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahaha XD wonderful
2007-09-05 15:16:15 · answer #1 · answered by x.x 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Ha Ha! 8/10!
2007-09-05 15:16:08 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha!! poor farmer! maybe i should twist my hubby's ear! lol jk
2007-09-05 15:17:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It may be old but it is a good one. star for you.
2007-09-05 15:25:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ummm,
Yes thats a bit funny!
Did you make it up?
=)
2007-09-05 15:10:11 · answer #5 · answered by Paris . 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sure y not
2007-09-05 15:38:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-09-05 15:32:28 · answer #7 · answered by suite_pee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋