I turned down spaghetti, and had fettuccine instead. Does this evoke the wrath of the FSM (pbuh)?
2007-09-05 14:28:55 · 12 answers · asked by Enigma®Ragnarökin' 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Holy macaroni! Hmm...well, having the fettaccine puts you in his good graces, but by turning down the spaghetti you definitely blasphemied his gifts to us. You should have had both. Now you must pay restitution...in the form of drinking copious amounts of beer.
Ramen!
2007-09-05 14:33:43 · answer #1 · answered by alia 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
No, no, you're safe -- just as long as you touched His Noodly Appendage in one way or another, the blessed FSM does not mind.
2007-09-05 21:43:14 · answer #2 · answered by SB 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes! Do 15,000 Hail Barleys and then chug a pint of Ragu.
2007-09-05 21:33:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
As long as the pasta is solid, you are safe. Macaroni will d*mn you to an eternity of stale beer.
2007-09-05 21:42:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I had linguini, Fsm is soo not going to like that
2007-09-05 21:34:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fettuccine is just as good.
2007-09-05 21:36:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao And, I missed it. Don't blaspheme again without me. Darn it.
2007-09-05 21:32:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Im sorry but you shouldnt joke about blasphemey.
2007-09-05 22:14:27 · answer #8 · answered by donielle 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
oh excuse me I thought this question was about sneezing..
2007-09-05 21:51:17 · answer #9 · answered by FallenAngel© 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, what he doesn't know won't hurt him unless he does already know.
2007-09-05 21:40:59 · answer #10 · answered by ♆Şрhĩņxy - Lost In Time. 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋