A preacher was driving past a church about two blocks from his own church and noticed a family of five laying on the lawn eating the grass. He stopped and asked what they were doing. The husband explained that they had lost everything and were hungry, and the only thing they could find to eat was the grass. The preacher pointed toward his own church and said "Come to my church and eat all you want!"
The husband asked excitedly "You have a soup kitchen?"
"No, the grass is three inches taller".
2007-09-05 14:18:27 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice! Thanks for the chuckle. I will pass this on to my retired preacher husband.
2007-09-05 14:25:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-05 15:25:59 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
John, you're a great "pick me upper." I love your sense of humor.
2007-09-05 14:35:14 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very mean spirited, rude. Shame on you.
2007-09-05 14:21:46 · answer #4 · answered by 'Barn 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
geeeesh! What a Godly man he is!
2007-09-05 14:46:26 · answer #5 · answered by Me 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol thats lameish but funny i like your sense of humor :)
2007-09-05 14:21:57 · answer #6 · answered by Sayler M 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I dont get it plz explain?
2007-09-05 14:22:04 · answer #7 · answered by JUSTaPREPPYguy 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
just hilarious
2007-09-05 14:25:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! that is very funny
2007-09-05 14:21:57 · answer #9 · answered by Alden L 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ouch! hilarious
2007-09-05 14:21:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋