Religion & Spirituality regulars, IMPORTANT....?

Question

....I am going to attempt once again to make bran muffins.

Any particular religious practices/divine intervention that might help me?

Answer 1

Don't attract any men with that kind of cooking filth.

Answer 2

Divine intervention won't help with the fact that you're making bran muffins instead of cranberry-walnut ones.

3 cups rolled oats
3/4 cup flour
4 teaspoons baking powder
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 1/2 cups cranberries, chopped
1/2 cup walnuts, chopped
1 cup plain yogurt
1/2 cup applesauce
1/2 cup brown sugar
2 eggs
1 teaspoon cinnamon
1/2 teaspoon vanilla

# Preheat the oven to 350.
# Mix the first six ingredients in a large mixing bowl.
# Then mix the last six ingredients in a separate, smaller mixing bowl.
# Add the wet ingredients to the dry and stir just until it's all moistened.
# Grease muffin pans or insert liners.
# Place a large spoonful of the mix in each muffin cup -- these don't rise very much, so I usually fill them about 3/4 to almost completely full.
# Bake at 350 for about 35 minutes.

Answer 3

haha... after scanning this once I thought you said brain muffins and after being utterly confused I was about to attempt my spiritual schpiel[ or however you spell it]But now that I have noticed the absent i...

1) You must first acquire the hailed holy muffin tins
note: holy meaning of divine relation not holey like my sock

2) line the holy muffin tins with well, muffin tin liners

3) follow the recipe closely to make sure you don't forget any pertinent ingredients and bake in the oven of goodness

4) pay close attention to how long they are in the oven for
burned muffin= devilish muffin

Answer 4

I will forgive you for making me ill! so here is what you do!

you kill a goat , you add1/2cup of its sacrificial Blood,then you go and cut a strand of hair from a virgin,no it cant be any virgin, it has to be a virgin by the name of Mary -add that to the bran muffin mix as well! blend well and mix olive oil with holy water - not just any holy water, I'm talking about the water that has been blessed by the pope himself! you fill the muffin pan with your mix and then cover sprinkle the water oil solution every 5 min over baking muffins! hmm hmm good! they will come out great every time!

good luck - are you still sick? I have been officially hit by a truck!

Answer 5

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Answer 6

well, you will definitely need your recipe book of shadows.

a muffin pan that has been blessed by moonlight, holy water, and eggs from a chicken that has been fed bran muffins.

using only fallen wood and a wood burning stove will make your muffins turn out splendidly.

may the goddess of the muffin, and the muffin man bless you.

Answer 7

Ask the Flying Spaghetti Monster for guidance

Answer 8

P. S. Be sure to have them on hand when those 2 adoring ladies return, if the raise hand doesn't work, the muffins will definitely be needed.

Answer 9

Use an outside oven, but don't leave it unattended as the Frey love bran muffins..
Blessed Be... )O(

Answer 10

Oh that's easy. Mix 1/2 cup manna into the badder!

Answer 11

Yes....

First, you must be skyclad. Then you must draw a bran muffin on your forehead. Then cook but be careful of the grease and for the love of the Goddess, PRAY!!!!!


BRAN MUFFINS ARE HARD TO TAME DAMNIT!!!!