Vegemite spiritual experience - contest :) ?

Question

Who has the best real Vegemite story? :)

Thank you for your answer! :)

Have a wonderful night/day! :)

(((beano))) :)

LOL!!

That's a very profound, spiritual relationship :) A life transforming experience :)

Answer 1

I had a dream that I was Vegemite Presley yesterday.

Answer 2

I just bought mine today - a small 115 gram bottle. Tastes like I remember it - I actually like it. Course I'm a salt person - I would choose chips over cookies and popcorn over ice cream most days.

As for the spiritual experience, well I've never had Vegemite before today, but I used to be a Marmite eater. It is an acquired taste, but I acquired a taste for a woman who ate it. Haven't seen her for more than 10 years, but this whole Vegemite thing has brought back some fond memories. I think I'll go make another piece of toast....

Answer 3

I always (9 times out of 10) when i have two minute noodles
put just a little less than a heaped dessert spoon of Vegemite in the water (enough water to make a soup to have after the noodles are gone its very yummy )& i toss the sachet away or keep that for stirfries etc
if you are broke enough break up bread for the water pepper & salt & a little dob of butter thats not real bad but the soggy bread is a bit too soggy so just drop it in as you are ready to eat it not done that for years though as the noodles are better lol

Answer 4

I once started a 1977 Dodge Aspen by spooning a generous heaping gloop of Vegemite into the carburetor and after that the car continued running till well into the 1990's....without ever refilling the gas tank or changing the oil!!! Last I saw of that car it was driving itself away about seven inches off the ground and rising into the misty night of a winters eve. Very spiritual indeed, I should have photographed the event.

Answer 5

The first time I had Vegemite:

My roommate gave me some on toast with liverwurst -- sounds gross but tasted great so then I was a Vegemite convert.

D

Added:
Marmite is the work of satan -- it was made by liars and is a copy of the original. Many ingredients are taken directly from Vegemite -- and don't tell me you can eat both together -- Vegemite is the only one -- and that's final.

D

Answer 6

I would like to say that I feel smarter, that my testosterone is higher, that I speak with an Australian lisp, that I have a hairier chest, that I can throw a boomerang into the kitchen and it would come back with a drink. None of that would be true.

My smell receptors were knocked out of commission. I smelled Vegemite for a couple of days. Spiritual experience? I smelled Vegemite everywhere!

LOL, Drampor!

Answer 7

Those who have experienced a so-called "Vegemite" spiritual experience can attest to it's spiritual qualities. Since my spiritual experiences with Vegemite are fairly limited, I can say I am a convert. I also feel smarter, my testosterone is higher, I speak with an Australian lisp, and picked up the hobbies of "boomeranging" and am taking Didgeridoo lessons.

Answer 8

My friend put a generous spread of vegemite on his toast. Before I could warn him, went that toast in to his mouth.. then out again very quickly.. all over the floor.
We were having breakfast in the mess. Can you imagine how that created a chaos?
He said that he thought it was chocolate spread or something like that. Probably his nose was blocked! They have distinctively different smell.

As usual, I was enjoying my weetbix with vegemite spread. *wink!

Btw, that little person is soooo cute!

Answer 9

I have some very filthy real life Vegemite stories, but I'll spare everyone the details. ;)

Answer 10

On my first day of school I got my school uniform (my older brother's one) and my tie, a new school bag! a new set of coloured pencils that were about 3 inches long.. there were 6 of them .. and a black pencil and an eraser.

Inside my school bag I had a blue drink bottle with some fruit cordial in it and it was frozen. I had to wait till lunch break to drink it.

My mother had packed me two sandwiches and instructions .. eat one at play lunch and the other at lunch time. I had the one with sprinkles in it for play lunch. "Fairy bread", she called it. We only ever had that on birthdays so it was a big surprise!

I got into trouble for playing hopscotch with the girls instead of cowboys and Indians with the boys. The boys were making stupid sounds like peow peow peow... (my kids made lazer noises) ... but one of the girls was very pretty and caught my attention. The headmistress, Sister Mary Josephine, whacked me with a ruler for playing with the girls.

I ate the other sandwich for lunch. My favourite sandwich. Vegemite. And everything was good again! It puts a rose on every cheek.