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they worked high up on a building site
one day the English man said If my wife gives me Ham butties again tomorrow l swear l will jump for the last two years all she has given me is ham
the Scottish man opened his lunch and inside was cheese
for the last year all my wife has made is cheese sandwiches if l get the same again tomorrow l will jump
the Irishman opened his lunch l too have had the same lunch for a year and l am fed up with beef if l get the same tomorrow l will join you both
the next day the English man opened his sandwiches and it was ham buttiesThats it he said and jumped to his death
the Scottish man opened his lunch and there were cheese sandwiches he too jumped
the Irish man then opened his lunch and sure enough there where beef sandwiches
so he jumped
at the funeral the English wife said if he had only said l could have varied his lunch
so could l said the Scottish wife
well said the Irish wife l dont understand it
he always make his own lunch

2007-09-05 12:07:36 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

10 answers

very good, i havent heard it before even if the rest have, have a star. xx

2007-09-05 12:50:05 · answer #1 · answered by Dolly 6 · 0 1

I don't really see the humor. Is this some kind of stereotype joke where Europeans all have bad teeth?

2016-05-17 14:36:38 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Old one, but still funny - lol

2007-09-05 12:12:09 · answer #3 · answered by Ylang-Ylang 6 · 2 0

heard that on ewhen i was like 8

2007-09-05 12:29:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

ha ha

2007-09-05 12:15:38 · answer #5 · answered by Tasha 4 · 0 1

cool

2007-09-05 21:55:27 · answer #6 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0 0

well worth reading, very good hahahahaha. lol xxx

2007-09-05 13:24:45 · answer #7 · answered by little star 4 · 0 0

hahahah that made me laugh =]

2007-09-05 14:06:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

odd, but not that funny...

2007-09-05 12:13:36 · answer #9 · answered by Steve 7 · 0 3

YAWN !!

2007-09-05 12:12:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 3

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