they worked high up on a building site
one day the English man said If my wife gives me Ham butties again tomorrow l swear l will jump for the last two years all she has given me is ham
the Scottish man opened his lunch and inside was cheese
for the last year all my wife has made is cheese sandwiches if l get the same again tomorrow l will jump
the Irishman opened his lunch l too have had the same lunch for a year and l am fed up with beef if l get the same tomorrow l will join you both
the next day the English man opened his sandwiches and it was ham buttiesThats it he said and jumped to his death
the Scottish man opened his lunch and there were cheese sandwiches he too jumped
the Irish man then opened his lunch and sure enough there where beef sandwiches
so he jumped
at the funeral the English wife said if he had only said l could have varied his lunch
so could l said the Scottish wife
well said the Irish wife l dont understand it
he always make his own lunch
2007-09-05
12:07:36
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