Atheists scared him with their anti-God love of each other in ways that aren't in the book.
2007-09-05 11:32:11 · 15 answers · asked by Creepy 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
Btw, the chicken was a fundamentalist.
2007-09-05 11:37:59 · answer #1 · answered by supertop 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
How did Jesus Cross the Road?
He was nailed to the chicken.
2007-09-05 18:53:32 · answer #2 · answered by Papadapa 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The chicken phoned 1st to see if a round trip ticket was available!
2007-09-05 18:42:46 · answer #3 · answered by WillRogerswannabe 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I have an idea. Let's stop putting down atheists.
The bible says it's the goodness of God that leads people to repentance, not being insulting.
2007-09-05 19:14:33 · answer #4 · answered by Esther 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
To watch the man on the other side lay bricks. LOL
2007-09-06 03:56:08 · answer #5 · answered by aisha 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmm I thought the chicken was running from the church.
Shows what I know :)
2007-09-05 18:45:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Because the Christians were trying to tell it that the boiling pot of water was there to baptize it.
2007-09-05 21:24:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. To get to the other side
2. To show the armadillo that it could be done
2007-09-05 19:16:52 · answer #8 · answered by RK 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To run away from the people trying to hand out religious pamphlets and talking about how homosexuality is a sin?
2007-09-05 18:38:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
he was a Larry Craig fearing chicken
2007-09-05 18:44:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋