Sinners: Knock Knock
Me: Who is there?
Sinners: The men that love other men using all sorts of equipment and athleticism.
Me: NO! It's wrong! Please it's all I can think of, making you be clean!
Sinners: Maybe you are right
Me: It's sick! Read the book okay
Sinners: All right. Thank you........by the way, do you have any spaghetti?
Me: Sure, come on in. Your cute.
2007-09-05 10:51:45 · 20 answers · asked by Creepy 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'm on my way over....
2007-09-05 13:09:56 · answer #1 · answered by Jack B, sinistral 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry you received a VN. I can't figure these people out sometimes. When I was in Elementary School, aged 5 through approximately 10, or so, I found some of the "knock, knock" jokes humorous, but not so much, anymore. I prefer the other type now. I do actually prefer short and to the point type of jokes better than the long, drawn out ones, though.
2016-05-17 13:05:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, I only tell funny jokes. This one doesn't qualify as funny.
Here's a funny joke:
Q: How many Catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Nearly 200 bishops and an ecumenical council. The Church changes nothing without long speeches and a debate.
Here's another:
Q: How many Hindus does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Only one, but it takes many transmigrations of his soul, because it takes a long time to reach enlightenment!
Here's one more:
Q: How many athiests does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. The athiests have decided there is no lightbulb, and therefore there is no need for change.
Share those with whomevery you wish. When you have a REAL joke, please post it!
2007-09-05 11:01:46 · answer #3 · answered by MamaBear 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋
What was that? You don't know the concept of knock knock jokes do you? Heres a website to look some up. http://www.azkidsnet.com/JSknockjoke.htm
2007-09-05 10:57:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Homophobia rears it's ugly head.
2007-09-05 14:28:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
YOU need medical attention badly.
I am an Atheist ,I don`t like Gays ,I think for myself and I don`t believe everything I do is a sin ,according to you .I have tried to read your book ,it is so unbelievable ,that it is almost funny .
Sort of reminds me of the Sin-bad and Jason and the Argonauts movies .
I take it you are the " Lord " they are worshiping ?????
GROW UP .Try getting an EDUCATION from a REAL BOOK
2007-09-05 11:00:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 5⤋
Booh!
2007-09-05 10:58:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Spaghetti? Are you blaspheming the FSM?
2007-09-05 10:56:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 2⤋
You call that a knock knock joke?
2007-09-05 10:56:11 · answer #9 · answered by Really ? 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋
I don't know any sinners
2007-09-05 10:59:04 · answer #10 · answered by K K 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Was the lobotomy painful?
2007-09-05 10:58:09 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋