A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying a cocktail after work one night, when the bar door opened and the most gorgeous hunk of a man she had ever seen entered.
He was tall, muscular, and handsome, with thick dark hair and beautiful, sparkling green eyes, and his every movement was so masculine and sensuous that the woman could not help but stare.
The man noticed that he was the object of the woman's rapt attention, and with a sly, sexy smile, approached her. Blushing, she prepared to apologize for staring, but he leaned close and whispered in her ear.
"I'll do anything," he whispered in a deep, soft voice. "Anything, absolutely anything you want, anything you have ever fantasized, for fifty dollars. There's just one condition..."
Trembling with anticipation, the woman asked him the condition. The man said, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."
The women gazed into his hypnotic eyes, considering the proposition, then reached into her handbag and took out fifty dollars. She scribbled her address on a napkin, folded it around the cash, and pressed it into his waiting hand. She leaned over and whispered into his ear...
"Clean... my... house."
2007-09-05 10:00:43 · 32 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
is he into porno, male gigolo. gay.....NOT THANKS NOT EVERY WOMEN'S FANCY....
ME LIKE A guy who can give amazing cuddles and smells nice and is gentle....
2007-09-05 10:29:33 · answer #1 · answered by "!" 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is as old as the story about a man who gets in the elevator of a 50 floor building. On the 2nd floor the elevator stops, and in walks the most beautiful woman, wearing the most sexiest of outfits. As soon as the doors close, she walks up to him real close, looks into his eyes, and whispers in a very seductive voice, "There are 48 floors left to go, make me feel like a woman." So the man starts to undress and throws his clothes on the floor of the elevator, and goes, "OK, Press these right now!"
2007-09-05 20:08:25 · answer #2 · answered by Chandru M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can think of lots of other things he could do that are just 3 words!! Oh well that stuff never happens to me but if it does I'm ready now!! Put a cowboy hat on him and that's my fantasy!! Stop picking my brain!hahahahahahahaha!!
2007-09-05 12:10:56 · answer #3 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol that's so funny do you no where he can be found I'll double it to $200,and offer my hubby as his asst.
2007-09-05 10:40:09 · answer #4 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He maybe easy on her eyes, but --- he also maybe a slob. If she was a cop then she'd arrest him for littering.
Do you think she'd take him to court if he didn't show up.
2007-09-05 10:12:54 · answer #5 · answered by viablerenewables 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Had heard before but still funny!
2007-09-05 18:27:03 · answer #6 · answered by TheatreFan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
little puggy x brilliant observation of a womens bestest point of view! x
2007-09-05 10:26:45 · answer #7 · answered by orac 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty cute,i liked it,it made my day....if i were the guy i would do it but then that is my speciallty.i cook very well,clean even better,and yes even sew.(like buttons on pants,and hemming)
2007-09-05 22:45:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was good! I need to print that one! A star for you!
2007-09-05 10:05:39 · answer #9 · answered by smittybo20 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, hahahhaha. Oh my gosh that was funny. lol
2016-05-17 12:32:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol the old ones are the best >>>> looks so where is he then lmao
2007-09-05 23:52:44 · answer #11 · answered by lolalush 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋