2 Large jugs….. of milk
2 Nuts
2 Pairs of tanned & toned legs
2 Pairs of loving arms
1 Firm & ripe banana
1 Small & tight mixing bowl
1 Squirt of cream
Directions
1. Spread tanned & toned legs with loving arms
2. Carefully caress & massage jugs of milk
3. Steadily add the firm banana to mixing bowl easing in & out until fully creamed
4. As temperature increases, plunge banana deeper into mixing bowl, cover with nuts then leave to soak
5. When fully beaten, top with whipped cream
6. Recipe finished when banana is soft
7. If banana is not soft, repeat steps 2-5
Notes
1. Always wash utensils before & after use
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use
2007-09-05 08:34:25 · 10 answers · asked by puma 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You forgot, if the ingredients in the mixing bowl starts to rise, leave town.
2007-09-05 08:42:35 · answer #1 · answered by George P 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Brilliant.
2007-09-05 16:04:33 · answer #2 · answered by Black 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds yummy.
2007-09-05 15:39:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
pmsl, cant wait for her to ge back, I feel a special dinner coming on!
2007-09-05 15:40:02 · answer #4 · answered by mlud12000 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What she said
2007-09-05 15:39:52 · answer #5 · answered by Spike 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO that was bloody hilarious. haha good one puma.
2007-09-05 15:39:44 · answer #6 · answered by . 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
star *
2007-09-08 17:28:07 · answer #7 · answered by Leo 1833 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is sick, but i have to give it to you though its great thinking
2007-09-05 15:53:21 · answer #8 · answered by love you guys 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ooh see it ...........ummmmm
are you a master chef or a commis chef
2007-09-05 15:53:30 · answer #9 · answered by "!" 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
mutha fukin faget to bad u aint gettin it!
2007-09-05 15:38:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 4⤋