... I want a better answer than "he's probably practicing"
2007-09-05 08:13:41 · 17 answers · asked by yelxeH 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Fighting an interstellar army of invisible alien henchmen come to extract him and return him to his home on Crouton 5.
You just can't see all the action.
2007-09-05 08:21:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grasshopper Hexley, Why ask this question under Religion & Spirituality? Ah, Very Zen.
Quote by Meister Eckhart:
To be properly expressed a thing must proceed from within, moved by its form.
2007-09-05 15:31:41 · answer #2 · answered by ... 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is Chuck Norris, and he is giving roundhouse kicks to the air so hard it breaks up the atoms.
2007-09-05 15:20:02 · answer #3 · answered by Take it from Toby 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Interpretive Dance!
2007-09-05 16:48:51 · answer #4 · answered by sgtcosgrove 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good old Chuck. He heard about the butterfly in malasia that flaps its wings to create a tsunami on the other side of the world.
He's obviously ticked off at someone.
2007-09-05 15:26:03 · answer #5 · answered by samans442 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Okay, lets just say then that he is "perfecting his roundhouse kick".
2007-09-05 15:24:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A guy on grass is liable to do most anything that takes his fancy.
2007-09-05 15:18:44 · answer #7 · answered by B.Hound 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's Chuck Norris... he got his butt whipped by a pack of camels a while back, and is trying to get back in shape.
2007-09-05 15:17:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
He's training to be a ninja because he wants to be on the show Naruto.
2007-09-05 15:23:48 · answer #9 · answered by Purplecat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He is embracing the TRUTH of Chuck Norris.
2007-09-05 15:21:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋