A woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman.
With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged him down stairs to the garage and put his penis in a vice.
She secured it tightly then removed the handle from the vice'.
Next she approached him with a hacksaw.
The husband, terrified, screamed "Stop! Stop! You're not going to...to...cut it off are you?"
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, said "Nope, you will do it yourself. I'm just going to set the garage on fire
2007-09-05 07:32:35 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hey give this to the script writers of SAW movies it's just up their street !!!!!
ouch!!!!!!
2007-09-05 09:17:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one...lol
2007-09-05 23:07:47 · answer #2 · answered by Lea 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hell hath no fury...
2007-09-05 17:02:24 · answer #3 · answered by Barbara D 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lets here it for REVENGE............how sweet...
2007-09-05 14:38:10 · answer #4 · answered by Maw-Maw 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-09-05 16:18:05 · answer #5 · answered by Heather 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
DANG!!!!
lol =)
2007-09-05 14:53:20 · answer #6 · answered by GOLDENFAIRY 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOVE IT!!!
2007-09-05 16:22:28 · answer #7 · answered by NONAME 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
this is good.
2007-09-05 14:37:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋