Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman say's, "I hear that you've been telling people that I'm ugly!"
"Oh, no! I"ve just been saying that your new hairdo makes you less attractive."
"I also heard that you have been calling me fat!"
"Oh, no I just said that the way you wear those stripes makes you look larger than you really are."
"I also heard that you're saying that my husband has a wart on his dick!"
"Oh no! I only said it feels like he has a wart on his dick!"
2007-09-05 07:28:59 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hilarious! A star for you!
2007-09-05 07:33:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here's one A guy comes home with a chicken under his arm and says" I wanted you to see the pig I've been sleeping with" His wife says" That's not a pig" He says " I wasn't talking to you."
2007-09-05 14:35:18 · answer #2 · answered by frank 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a
2007-09-05 14:32:02 · answer #3 · answered by madi 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep, pretty funny.
2007-09-05 14:32:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaaaa lol lmao lool lmao
*sarcastic*
still pretty funny! =]
2007-09-05 14:33:42 · answer #5 · answered by I♥™ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It was actually funny*
2007-09-05 14:38:35 · answer #6 · answered by xocassiebabyxo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaah
2007-09-05 14:31:38 · answer #7 · answered by Krystin =] 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
good one =)
2007-09-05 14:51:00 · answer #8 · answered by GOLDENFAIRY 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL....Very good.......Kisses to you x x x
2007-09-05 16:20:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think it's funny too....=]
2007-09-05 14:33:15 · answer #10 · answered by #25 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋