Q: Why do blonde's drive BMW's instead of Porsche's?
A: They can't spell Porsche.
A drunk guy walks into a bar. He looks to the left and says "You're all a bunch of assholes". Then he looks to the right and says "you're all a bunch of queers".
Suddenly, a man on the left side of the room jumps up starts to run to the other side of the room. The drunk guy roars, "where do you think you're going".
To which the man replies, "I'm on the wrong side of the room".
There is a new study out about women and how they feel about their Asses!
85% of women think their *** is too big
10% of women think their *** is too little
The other 5% say that they don't care, they love him, he's a good man, And they would have married him anyway.
2007-09-05 07:03:10 · 4 answers · asked by ☆STAR☆ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Cute- a start for you!
Thanks for the chuckle.
2007-09-05 07:17:38 · answer #1 · answered by ~gail from Long Island 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm in with the 5% but I finally left the baggage..* * * *are you seeing stars?You will....
2007-09-05 14:47:17 · answer #2 · answered by Maw-Maw 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You shouldn't be telling blonde jokes if you don't know that PUTTING AN APOSTROPHE ON A WORD DOES NOT MAKE IT PLURAL. You are as stupid as the blonde you're making fun of. The plural of blonde is BLONDES, dumba$$.
2007-09-05 14:08:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
hahaha :^> star for you!!!
2007-09-05 14:18:46 · answer #4 · answered by sabine 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋