Q: Why is divorce so expensive?
A: Because it's worth it.
A man comes home late one night, drunk.
"Where have you been?" asks his wife.
"In the Golden Bar! They have golden chairs, golden glasses, golden beer, and a golden urinal!"
This sounds awfully suspicious to the wife, who calls the Golden Bar.
"Do you have golden chairs?"
"Yes."
"Do you have golden glasses?"
"Yes."
"Do you have golden beer?"
"Yes."
"Do you have a golden urinal?"
"Hold on." On the other end, she hears "I think we have a line on the guy who pissed in your saxophone."
2007-09-05 06:53:40 · 7 answers · asked by ☆STAR☆ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OH No he didn't...cute and I will share..the stars are out.
2007-09-05 07:51:44 · answer #1 · answered by Maw-Maw 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious. hahaha
2007-09-05 14:49:01 · answer #2 · answered by Sparky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
totally funny
2007-09-05 14:05:32 · answer #3 · answered by xocassiebabyxo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol..yeah it definetely funny
2007-09-05 13:59:48 · answer #4 · answered by chris vck 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
loved it n stared it
2007-09-05 13:59:00 · answer #5 · answered by well thts it...... 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that's funny!
2007-09-05 13:57:42 · answer #6 · answered by Sarah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-09-05 16:30:03 · answer #7 · answered by Heather 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋