Two hillbillies walk into a Dairy Queen. While having a couple
of Blizzards, they talk privately about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, eating a chicken
sandwich, begins to cough. After a while, it becomes apparent
that she is in real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?"
The woman shakes her head No.
"Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue, eyes widen
and shakes her head No.
The hillbilly strolls over to the woman, lifts up the back of
her dress, long lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked
that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of
her mouth. She begins to breathe again.
The hillbilly ambles smugly back to his table. His buddy says,
"Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver',
but I ain't never seed nobody do it".
2007-09-05 06:30:50 · 8 answers · asked by ? 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO!!!!! hey it saved her life! I was picturing Larry the cable guy the ENTIRE TIME!
2007-09-05 06:33:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Yeah, Larry the Cable Guy.
2007-09-05 13:35:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Git er done boy!
2007-09-05 13:47:04 · answer #3 · answered by Limestoner62 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Good 'un. lol
2007-09-05 13:35:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omigosh
2007-09-05 13:35:56 · answer #5 · answered by ravish2006 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao,...good one. i like it, and will have to remember that one.
2007-09-05 13:44:49 · answer #6 · answered by LUCY JO 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rofl!
2007-09-05 13:44:34 · answer #7 · answered by Sarah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-09-05 13:36:33 · answer #8 · answered by fire_music_bk 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋