Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence.
Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.
Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes.
Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.
Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever.
Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "rings":
* The Engagement Ring
* The Wedding Ring
* The Suffe-Ring
* The Endu-Ring
Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
2007-09-05 06:09:32 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMSUIAO Yeah that just about sums up the first three years but the Best is still to come
2007-09-05 06:40:24 · answer #1 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-04-22 06:50:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-09-05 06:13:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
How about I believe in the institution of marriage but who wants to live in an institution?!
2007-09-05 06:16:58 · answer #4 · answered by icemunchies 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I've been with the same guy for so long I forgot about that!! You know the life sentence!! After the 4th year memory loss kicks in!! It saved my marriage!! hahahahahaha!!
2007-09-05 06:47:53 · answer #5 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice ones
2007-09-05 07:40:54 · answer #6 · answered by Sparky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah thats a good one lol i like that a lot
2007-09-05 06:16:04 · answer #7 · answered by cherry b 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hey youve been looking at my life are you mystic meg??????
2007-09-05 06:15:19 · answer #8 · answered by j.pee69 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yeah - I think they are funny (and a couple of them true!)
2007-09-05 06:14:49 · answer #9 · answered by geoff2934 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
So true and so funny. lol
2007-09-05 06:34:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋