A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?" Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend."
Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem. The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door and there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, "Hello son, is your Grandma home?"
The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend."
The minister fainted.
Now, that is funny.....I don't care who you are!
2007-09-05 06:08:42 · 8 answers · asked by TrueBelle 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Cute.
2007-09-05 06:12:49 · answer #1 · answered by 11:11 pm<3 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
starred
2007-09-05 13:13:50 · answer #2 · answered by Limestoner62 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, yeah, that's pretty funny. =)
I give it 7.2/10.
2007-09-05 13:13:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes it was funny
2007-09-09 03:03:09 · answer #4 · answered by libra8 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your story is very cute... jijijijijiji!!
2007-09-05 13:31:37 · answer #5 · answered by Bella ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha lol
2007-09-05 13:16:23 · answer #6 · answered by soccer_chick3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-09-05 13:14:22 · answer #7 · answered by scorpio_queen_2003 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol....lol
2007-09-05 13:15:00 · answer #8 · answered by mamzee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋