A drunken man staggers in to a Catholic church and sits down in a confession box and says nothing. The bewildered priest cough to attract his attention, but still the man says nothing.
The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak.
Finally, the drunk replies, "No use knocking, there's no paper in this one either."
2007-09-05 05:37:39 · 11 answers · asked by angeleyes 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG that was hilarious. He thought he was in the toilet. hahaha LMAO
2007-09-05 05:42:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
A new way of telling confession. Sit on the throne. hahaha Good joke.
2007-09-05 12:44:02 · answer #2 · answered by Black 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! I love the drunk jokes.
2007-09-05 12:43:17 · answer #3 · answered by ScorpGal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best joke in a long time. That was very very funny.
2007-09-05 12:43:02 · answer #4 · answered by Sparky 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nice joke....Can't wait 2 use it in America!! lol
2007-09-05 12:45:02 · answer #5 · answered by FECHI21 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is soooo funny. I haven't heard anything like that for years. THANK YOU!!
Have any more???
2007-09-05 14:19:48 · answer #6 · answered by 'Old & Cudley' 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i do have to say the my first instinct was to groan then shake my head then laugh
very funny
2007-09-05 13:02:23 · answer #7 · answered by M JOHNS 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is hilarious! I gave it starâ¥â¥â¥
2007-09-05 12:51:29 · answer #8 · answered by ♥sexy_love♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Holy sh it
2007-09-05 13:07:41 · answer #9 · answered by Limestoner62 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.
2007-09-05 18:51:53 · answer #10 · answered by Bernadette 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋