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THE GOD no longer seems to need blood sacrifices. Did he cure his need for blood by getting on a regime of folic acid to raise his red blood count, or did you all just change your stylized cult rituals to suit the current times?

2007-09-05 05:37:07 · 14 answers · asked by bongernet 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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No. The new stylized cult rituals are named modern warfare and road traffic. Its a great step forward.

2007-09-05 05:41:46 · answer #1 · answered by adam_reith_1 3 · 1 0

Nope, The God gets all his folic acid from Vegemite.

2007-09-05 05:40:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

You should really go see a fertility specialist. If it takes more than a year they can run some tests and get you on some fertility medicine to assist or help with in-vitro fertilization. Best of luck.

2016-05-17 09:18:05 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

God does not need pills because he is perfect, you cant damage his spirit. Jesus Christ does not need it cause he is God's son. I dont know why this ever came up as a question.
They are not like Mortal man, that has to survive ever chance they get with pills, remedys,surgeries and excercise.

2007-09-05 05:42:40 · answer #4 · answered by Delightful 6 · 0 0

Christ was the final sacrifice. He bore all mankind's sins, and died for us all.

That eliminated the need for further sacrifice of animals.

This is why Christ is often called, The Lamb of God

2007-09-05 05:42:14 · answer #5 · answered by Mr. Agappae 5 · 1 1

Or maybe it's just "acid" he took, judging from the looks of the giraffe and the platypus.

2007-09-05 05:40:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

God never said he needed sacrifices. Ancients just assumed that god needed sacrifices

2007-09-05 05:40:17 · answer #7 · answered by torndrk 3 · 0 2

2 Timothy 2:23 -- Don't have anything to do with foolish and stupid arguments, because you know they produce quarrels.

Thanks for the two points.

2007-09-05 06:31:44 · answer #8 · answered by kaz716 7 · 0 0

LOL...Don't forget iron... He must have found out that cooked seaweed has more iron than red meat, too.

2007-09-05 06:44:22 · answer #9 · answered by dreamed1 4 · 0 0

Futile!

2007-09-05 05:40:01 · answer #10 · answered by God is love. 6 · 0 1

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