A little boy called Johnny was in a clasroom with a teacher who was telling the class about evolution. The scientist teacher said that people came from a monkey. All the class drew pictures of the monkey and made them stand up like a man.
Except for the little boy called Johnny. He was crying and his pencil was not touched the paper yet.
The scientist teacher asked: "Little Johnny why do you cry, and why do you not draw the monkey-man-transition'?
Johnny sniffed his tears away and said:
"Mommy and daddy said that I will go 2 hell if I don't belive that the Christian God made a man perfect from his divine will"
The scientist teacher put his atheist/communist hand on Johnny's shoulder and said:
"You have religious parents Johnny, and we all have different ideas about how man came to be, but this is science class..."
Johnny then stood up straight as a rod and pointed at the teacher as all the class gasped. He said loudly: "You will burn in hell!" .
2007-09-05 05:18:13 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
And the teacher fell to his knees and the class gasped. And he looked at this little boy with tears in his eyes and he said:
"I am not from a monkey, I am from God. Thankyou little Johnny"
2007-09-05 05:19:25 · update #1
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2007-09-05 05:28:20 · update #2
Aw, that's so sweet.
How badly did Johnny's parents have to beat the little idiot to get him to behave that way in front of his teacher?
2007-09-05 05:25:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
I was assigned to substitute-teach a public school science class in an impoverished rural area. The regular teacher had wisely decided to take the day off. It was the day they were to study evolution, and the kids were all ready primed by their various churches. It was pretty horrible because I hadn't seen it coming. One of the other teachers intervened--on the side of the kids and creationism.
2007-09-05 12:36:33 · answer #2 · answered by 2n2222 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The teacher was obviously a fool as he had a christians view of the Theory of the Evolution of the Species.
2007-09-05 12:33:42 · answer #3 · answered by brainstorm 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The next day, a friendly imam told Jonny that Mohammed, not Jesus, was the greatest prophet. And Jonny saw that he was right and fell to his knees in prayer to Allah.
On the way home, the imam bumped into a local Hindu...
2007-09-05 12:29:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol
what a stupid story. The point seems to be that education is a bad thing, and so people should remain gullible morons under the control of their church leaders.
No wonder this religion lead to nazism.
2007-09-05 13:24:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I cannot believe like Johnny. Johnny is a stupid little boy with terrible parents.
2007-09-05 12:24:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Sad...
Appeal to the consequence of disbelief.
False analogy
Burden of proof
*drink
2007-09-05 12:29:41 · answer #7 · answered by Rusty Knight 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This sounds suspicously like one of those ridiculous "Chick tracts".
2007-09-05 12:25:07 · answer #8 · answered by in a handbasket 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah right. Because all scientists say man came from Monkeys, right??
Bloody IDIOT. WTF is up with the "atheist/communist" comment?? Some **** Christian you are.
2007-09-05 12:30:19 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So all athiests are commies too? You are crazy my friend. Keep living your blind life.
2007-09-05 12:30:34 · answer #10 · answered by Jen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋