A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom.
A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom.
A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar.
The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming. "What's all the screaming about in there?", he yells. "You're scaring my customers!"
"I'm just sitting here on the toilet," slurs the drunk, "and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my nuts."
The bartender opens the door, looks in, and says, "You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"
2007-09-05 02:56:37 · 18 answers · asked by Sweety 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL ha ha, good visual too!
star
2007-09-05 03:01:29 · answer #1 · answered by adamtxstud 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Great Jokes Sweety....
Star for u
2007-09-06 13:04:19 · answer #2 · answered by sex_kitten 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHHAHA pretty funny i didnt see that one coming a star for u
2007-09-05 10:02:28 · answer #3 · answered by amanda h 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
that one definately got a star from me. im having a bad day and that sure enuff made it better
2007-09-05 11:28:41 · answer #4 · answered by shortcake 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
After a couple of flushes, you lose your buzz.
Star for you.
2007-09-06 18:32:01 · answer #5 · answered by CARL B 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol...that sounds painful
2007-09-05 10:18:48 · answer #6 · answered by trini_rocker 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Okay darlin' - this one was definitely good enough for me to send around to my friends. Thanx for the smile this a.m. (I think I may know that guy.)
2007-09-05 10:08:33 · answer #7 · answered by HipHopGrandma 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Drunks they get me every time......good joke
2007-09-05 15:09:39 · answer #8 · answered by Maw-Maw 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Pretty funny...
I'm still chuckling...very cute...
2007-09-05 10:05:01 · answer #9 · answered by ScorpGal 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha ha I can totally see someone doing that!!
2007-09-05 11:20:48 · answer #10 · answered by Amanda P 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋