bring more energy and newer ideas to the Position of C.E.O. of the Universe?
2007-09-05 02:21:38 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
shame on you! i am now hooking a small wire into your hat and plugging it in!!! :)
2007-09-05 02:27:35 · answer #1 · answered by pangie 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Apparently God only likes to do tricks in 3rd world countries where the people are still supersticious and there is no scientific verification of these miracles.
Of course, the people seeing miracles also still think that the sun revolves around the earth and that monkeys hold the souls of their ancestors.
2007-09-05 02:31:44 · answer #2 · answered by ɹɐǝɟsuɐs Blessed Cheese Maker 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Say, 'The Gracious God grants those, who are in error, respite for a time until, when they will see that with which they are threatened - whether it be punishment or the final Hour - they will realize who is worse in respect of position and weaker in forces.'
Do they not see the birds above them, spreading out their wings in flight and then drawing them in to swoop down upon the prey? None withholds them but the Gracious God, He sees all things well.
Holy Quran
2007-09-05 02:30:00 · answer #3 · answered by MUHAMMAD 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
My god performs a miracle every day. He transforms a tired worn out dude into a happy fully awake R&S troll.
2007-09-05 02:40:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a good idea. But the old goat upstairs seems fairly stuck in his ways and I don't think he would be replaced without a sh*t fight of biblical proportions.
Me, all I care about are my damned chillies, or lack there of.
Bloody gnomes.
2007-09-05 02:35:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Miracles are abundant throughout the day 24/7 --
many go unseen, and lack of perception overlooks
most, lack of faith misses seeing the rest.
2007-09-05 02:33:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Men create the gods in their own image.
2007-09-05 02:31:55 · answer #7 · answered by snishry 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I am in favor of you becoming the new and improved God, three cheers for Mr.Jingles!
2007-09-05 04:26:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
are you joking me? you need to learn some respect for God after all he has done for all of us. and we wouldnt be here if it wasnt for him so be thankful your alive,be thankful God loves you. and if you question his love read john 3:16 it says for God so loved the world he gave his begotten son those who belief shall perish but shall have everlasting life in the kingdom of God.and besides God has been around for billions of years i dont think he would retire.
2007-09-05 02:34:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Less than 6 weeks ago our family received a miracle from the Lord. My grandson walked away after totalling his car.
The Lord takes care of His own. Now, Satan comes to kill, steal and destroy. Maybe that is who you are serving.
2007-09-05 02:28:39 · answer #10 · answered by Jeancommunicates 7 · 1⤊ 4⤋
People don't see Miracles , cause they don't believe they will happen. Want to see Miracles , go on a missions trip with a church to a poor country, then you'll see Miracles
2007-09-05 02:27:30 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 4⤋