2007-09-05 01:48:21 · 32 answers · asked by Link strikes back 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Leave a 6-pack on your doorstep and I won't bug you.
2007-09-05 01:51:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 14⤊ 0⤋
No atheists come to my door so there is nothing to keep away. The only atheists I find who are all into discussing the topic of religion are on the internet. No atheists that I know in person discusses religion at all.
2007-09-05 02:01:13 · answer #2 · answered by Hope 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Same way as you keep away Jehovah's Witnesses and Morons (Mormons). 1. Peep through the lace curtains and don't answer the door. 2. Keep your foot behind the door and the chain on. 3. Get yourself a video security system and consult it before you open the door.
2007-09-05 01:57:37 · answer #3 · answered by cymry3jones 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Door to door Atheists? Is that not a Myth?
2007-09-05 01:53:38 · answer #4 · answered by Cold Truth 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have the door to door Jehovas Witnesses beat them up
2007-09-05 01:57:43 · answer #5 · answered by flash 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have a Crucifix Door Knocker.
2007-09-05 02:12:45 · answer #6 · answered by JoJo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because door to door atheists do not exist.
2007-09-05 01:51:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Door to door atheists? Atheists do not have the inclination or the time to waste to keep pursuing brainwashed people who just cannot see the truth. I say- to each his own. Keep your religion to yourself and leave us unbelievers alone.
2007-09-05 01:53:54 · answer #8 · answered by Riya Layne 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
When you're doing bong hits keep the windows and doors closed. The smell wafting down the street is what draws us to you.
2007-09-05 01:56:52 · answer #9 · answered by Murazor 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They have. It's called a Church door. No self respecting Atheist crosses that thresh hold!
2007-09-05 01:55:42 · answer #10 · answered by The true face of religion 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I KNOW, aren't they annoying? The last two that came to my door got bashed over the head with my Bible. They haven't come back.
2007-09-05 01:52:17 · answer #11 · answered by The_Cricket: Thinking Pink! 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋