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Airline sacrifices goats to appease sky god

Officials at Nepal's state-run airline have sacrificed two goats to appease Akash Bhairab, the Hindu sky god, following technical problems with one of its Boeing 757 aircraft, the carrier said Tuesday.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070904/od_nm/nepal_airline_odd_dc

2007-09-05 01:32:41 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cars & Transportation Aircraft

16 answers

Well if you are in a cultural background that believes in that then you better do it.

I know it sounds crazy but some cultures are scared of planes so you need to do bizzare things in some countries to win the support of the travelling public.

2007-09-05 02:27:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

Not just A goat, 2 or 3 will be better and invite your friends to the bar-b-que.
Be sure to invite the Sky God, or he might get mad as heck.

2007-09-05 08:06:22 · answer #2 · answered by eferrell01 7 · 1 0

It is much more efficient to carry some gerbil food in your pocket so that the gerbils will keep spinning those big fans out on the wings.
cheers

2007-09-05 03:35:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I say they should rather invest in good maintenance procedures.

Sky god; seesh...
What next? They'll sacrifice a maiden? The pilot? One passenger?

2007-09-05 14:46:59 · answer #4 · answered by Vincent G 7 · 2 0

i would have sacrificed 2 nepalinese to appease, capricornious ,,the great goat god

2007-09-05 02:12:16 · answer #5 · answered by goat 5 · 2 0

yes, or you could sacrifice the pilots to make sure the plane WILL crash. Your life, your choice.

2007-09-05 14:49:22 · answer #6 · answered by B-52 Danny 2 · 0 0

Maybe they couldn't find a virgin.
Perhaps they ought to sacrafice that Branson fellow and all of their worries will be gone!

2007-09-05 05:27:45 · answer #7 · answered by grumpy geezer 6 · 1 0

More people die in car crashes everyday than in plane crashes. Its very unlikely anything will happen to your flight, whether you sarafice an animal or not. And besides, depending on where you live, animal sacrifice may be illegal. Just relax, it will be fine.

2007-09-05 01:41:25 · answer #8 · answered by Rose 3 · 0 3

human sacrifice is the most valuable. unfortunately it paves your way into the dark.

2007-09-05 02:05:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Hmm, I think they better sacrifice there mechanics if that's the best they can do.

2007-09-05 02:10:59 · answer #10 · answered by Charles 5 · 2 1

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