The blonde sits down before the eye doctor explaining she's losing her sight. He sets up the eye chart, but she tells him she can't even see it.
"Well, he asks, "can you count the number of diplomas on the wall?"
"No," she responds, "too blurry."
So he unzips his fly and pulls out his pecker and asks, "can you see this?"
"Yes," she replies, "that's your pe nis!"
"I knew it," says the Doc, "you're coc keyed!"
2007-09-05 01:26:38 · 14 answers · asked by vixen xx 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Here's one for you:
A guy comes home to find his blonde girlfriend hunched over, staring intently at stuff scattered on the kitchen table.
BF: "What are you doing, honey?"
GF: "I'm trying to put this puzzle together. Can you help me?"
BF: "What is it supposed to be?"
GF: "The box says it's supposed to be a tiger."
Boyfriend looks at the pieces on the table and says:
"Honey, please just put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box."
2007-09-05 02:42:29 · answer #1 · answered by Chun M 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Five Blondes in a walk-in freezer = Frosted Flakes.
2007-09-05 01:33:41 · answer #2 · answered by civil_seismic_eng 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahhahahaaaa, another fine blonde joke
2007-09-05 02:19:38 · answer #3 · answered by smila 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-09-05 01:33:35 · answer #4 · answered by cannot_remember_chit 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2007-09-05 01:33:20 · answer #5 · answered by Don 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm a little confused...
2007-09-05 01:32:23 · answer #6 · answered by crazy_bear 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-09-05 02:02:38 · answer #7 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hehe, its a good one,
2007-09-05 01:33:27 · answer #8 · answered by I carried a Water melon!! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-09-05 01:34:57 · answer #9 · answered by na-79 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-09-05 01:31:56 · answer #10 · answered by Ariel Mermaid 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋