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You don't like coffee because coffee doesn't like you. He gave you free will to drink him, but you refused, now he won't let you even if you wanted it. Doesn't that make sense?

2007-09-05 01:23:29 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Abeanists are those who don't believe in the awesome power of coffee.

2007-09-05 01:34:55 · update #1

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Abeanists will sleep in hell, dude. I will be blissfully jittery in heaven.

2007-09-05 01:28:29 · answer #1 · answered by ZombieTrix 2012 6 · 4 2

I don't think I'm awake enough to understand that quite yet. What's an abeanist? I prefer my coffee with sugar and flavoring - like a mocha cappuccino.

2007-09-05 08:33:06 · answer #2 · answered by Dawn 5 · 3 0

Umm having looked in the dictionary- finding no 'abeanist' can you explain what an 'abeanist' actually is? If you mean Atheist? then your question may make sense... There is no such thing as free will or unconditional love- both come with conditions.

2007-09-05 08:32:24 · answer #3 · answered by angaelic.daemon 1 · 1 1

No, now pour me another venti latte with a double espresso shot on the side, and run through it one more time.

2007-09-05 08:29:27 · answer #4 · answered by Pirate AM™ 7 · 1 0

I'M SORRY!

I can't take the boiled beans! I'm a heathen who prefers boiled leaves! *shame*

2007-09-05 08:29:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

accept, the truth.

2007-09-05 08:29:42 · answer #6 · answered by KARMA IS IT THOU? 7 · 0 1

too sleepy, can't answer, no energy

2007-09-05 08:31:15 · answer #7 · answered by ɹɐǝɟsuɐs Blessed Cheese Maker 7 · 3 0

so why still blame them?

2007-09-05 08:31:49 · answer #8 · answered by Curious 3 · 0 0

,

2007-09-05 08:31:19 · answer #9 · answered by nobodinoze 5 · 0 0

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