A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:
Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
Love, Becky
The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty girls he had collected from his buddies.
There were 57 photos in that envelope....along with this note:
Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
Take Care, Ricky
2007-09-05 00:41:08 · 22 answers · asked by tastybits 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
brings back memories of serving this great country of ours
starred
2007-09-05 02:18:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Excellent.
2007-09-05 05:53:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha
2007-09-05 01:02:34 · answer #3 · answered by SAMMYBOY 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2016-04-03 04:30:59 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Giggle!!xx
2007-09-05 23:22:12 · answer #5 · answered by SUZANNE R 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Awesome joke! Lol!!!! 10/10!
2007-09-05 01:04:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Like it
2007-09-07 07:21:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hhahahahhaaaaa, touche, fookin brilliant hun, pmsl here.
2007-09-05 01:00:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Haven't heard this one before, absolutely brilliant hun!!!
What a great way to get revenge ......... lmfto
2007-09-05 04:17:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That made me smile and you can have a star for that!
2007-09-05 02:01:45 · answer #10 · answered by chip2001 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋