Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%
K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
But,
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
And,
B U L L S H *T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%
So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bullsh*t will put you over the top.
And look how far a** kissing will take you.
A ** K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%
2007-09-05 00:15:53 · 28 answers · asked by tastybits 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahaa they were great hun, another list to print off and take into work!!
pmsl
2007-09-05 04:34:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Heh heh, I have staff who swear by
L A Z I N E S S
12 1 23 9 14 5 19 19 = 102%
2007-09-05 00:25:17 · answer #2 · answered by Gem Gem 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A blonde, brunette, and a pink head have been status on the sting of the pool waiting for the a hundred yead breast stroke race.... The starter shot the pistol and the three dove into the water and started swimming. a couple of minutes the brunette finished and jumped out of the water. Then the pink head. approximately twenty minutes later, the blonde emerged. They offered the gold to the brunette, the silver to the pink head and the bronze to the blonde. As they placed the steel round her neck the blonde wispered " i do no longer want to sound like a sore loser, yet i think of the different 2 used their hands"
2016-12-12 18:44:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer.
“Certainly, Sir , that’ll be one cent.” “One Cent?” the man exclaimed. He glanced at the menu and asked: “How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?” “A nickel,” the barman replied. “A nickel?” exclaimed the man. “Where’s the guy who owns this place?” The bartender replied: “Upstairs, with my wife.”
The man asked: “What’s he doing upstairs with your wife?” The bartender replied: “The same thing I’m doing to his business down here.”
OF COURSE IT IS 100%!!!!
2007-09-05 00:27:28 · answer #4 · answered by gangrekalve k 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Wow that is clever. I would never have thought of that. Thanks for sharing. I will be trying out different words now. You have started a new craze. LOL
2007-09-05 03:43:08 · answer #5 · answered by Sparky 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very clever bit of numerology!
2007-09-05 05:08:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I guess if you put bull $hit and @$$ kissing together you will be over the top!
2007-09-05 01:16:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's funny cos i was having an office romance which means i was giving 113%, but this was frowned upon by my boss!!!
2007-09-05 00:28:16 · answer #8 · answered by abcd 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha, very good!! Will remember that for my boss's next "team meeting"!!
2007-09-05 00:20:52 · answer #9 · answered by helenness 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha that is so cool.
Im giving you my star x x
2007-09-05 00:21:00 · answer #10 · answered by spick&span 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋