Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.
The first guy says "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you now....
Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful; Intelligent; Ecologist"
The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K, you know....
Double Income, No Kids." The third guy says, "I'm a R.U.B., you know.... Rich, Urban, Biker."
They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?"
She replies: "I'm a WIFE, you know....Wash, Iron, ****, Etc."
So, just exactly what is a *****?
B - BABE
I - IN
T - TOTAL
C - CONTROL OF
H - HERSELF
So ladies, next time somebody calls you a *****.......
SMILE.........
And say Thank You!
2007-09-05 00:04:12 · 20 answers · asked by tastybits 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
was gonna post this my self, great minds think alike
starred
2007-09-05 02:22:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Bloody
Incedible
Thanks!
cool
Hun!!xx
2007-09-05 23:53:41 · answer #2 · answered by SUZANNE R 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No-one ever called me that before, i'm just a sweet innocent babe ...... pmsl
2007-09-05 04:44:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Five stars, that would be a very good studio.
2016-04-03 04:29:18 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
True, or just scratch thier eyes out!
2007-09-05 05:45:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha nice one. I was thinking of a female dog.
2007-09-05 01:58:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
*****
animal = female dog
complain = moan about things
the only time that my wife dose
not moan is when we are do it
but she don't have complain
2007-09-05 00:24:40 · answer #7 · answered by mark the spark 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ha ha I like that!! Ill remember that!!!. Actually I thought b1tch stood for Cheryl Cole...Drat ...wrong again.....
2007-09-05 00:12:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny one.
2007-09-05 04:47:02 · answer #9 · answered by "!" 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thankyou, but i get called d****ead, whats that short for?
2007-09-05 00:12:20 · answer #10 · answered by Princess Bling 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋