Men are like....Laxatives. They irritate the sh*t out of you.
Men are like....Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like ....Vacations. They never seem long enough.
Men are like....Bank machines.Once they withdraw they lose interest.
Men are like ....Weather. Nothing can be done about either one of them.
Men are like....Blenders. You need one but your not quite sure why.
Men are like....Cement. After getting laid, they take along time to get hard.
Men are like....Chocolate Bars. Sweet,smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like....Coffee. The best ones are rich, warm and can keep you up all night long.
Men are like....Commercials. You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like....Department Stores. Their clothes should always be half off.
Men are like....Government Bonds. They take so long to mature.
Men are like....Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
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2007-09-04 23:00:03 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Men are like....Lawn Mowers. If your not pushing one around, you're riding it.
Men are like....Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like....Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like ....Snowstorms. You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get or how long he will last.
2007-09-04 23:00:29 · update #1
Now you know what we think. hahaha
2007-09-05 03:51:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-09-04 23:05:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny and True!!!
It's nice to see a man can that have a joke at himself and obviously doesn't take life to seriously.
Have a star on me honey x
2007-09-04 23:07:35 · answer #3 · answered by Kirk_84 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, love the the one about the department store :-) x
2007-09-04 23:22:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Men are like thrush - irritating c.. s
No, I take that back.
I love men. Not literally all of them, but get on great..
2007-09-04 23:09:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-04 23:11:33 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This must be beat-down man day, I'm gonna go check the calendar.
2007-09-05 07:47:30 · answer #7 · answered by larry m♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol yeh i like them....have a star
2007-09-05 08:08:19 · answer #8 · answered by puma 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny stuff!!!!
2007-09-05 05:48:25 · answer #9 · answered by lifeiscake 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
2007-09-05 03:50:35 · answer #10 · answered by Sparky 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋