Q: What do you give nin-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?
A: I don't know, but you'd better hope he likes it!
Q: What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?
A: "Happy Birthday To Gnu!"
"Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake."
Next time, take off the candles."
Q: Did you hear about the flag's birthday?
A: It was a flappy one!
Q: Did you hear about the tree's birthday?
A: It was a sappy one!
Q: What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cake?
A: "Hey, what's eating you?"
Q: Did you hear about the dancer's birthday?
A: It was a tappy one!
2007-09-04 22:42:32 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny
2007-09-04 22:51:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
L O L 10/10 x
2016-05-17 06:59:57 · answer #2 · answered by marya 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the only one that actually made me laugh was what the ice cream said to the unhappy cake. "what's eating you?" lol good one.
2007-09-04 22:51:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Good ones!
2007-09-04 23:12:21 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lame but mildly funny, a smile not a laugh.
2007-09-04 22:49:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Kinda corny, but cute and put a smile on my face!
2007-09-04 22:46:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
And now for something completely different!
What does American Beer and Making Love in a Canoe have in common?
They're both F.ucking close to water!!!!
2007-09-04 22:46:42 · answer #7 · answered by iamaustralian 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Another good joke.
2007-09-05 03:17:21 · answer #8 · answered by Sparky 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha
2007-09-05 03:18:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very cute ☺
2007-09-04 23:01:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋