I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. I've been arrested three times for practicing.
There is a right way, a wrong way, and my way to do everything
Hanson's Treatment of Time: There are never enough hours in a day, but always too many days before Saturday.
For every problem, there is a neat, plain solution...and it is always wrong
Before you give a colleague a piece of your mind, be sure you can spare it
If you are feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.
It is not true that life is one thing after another, it's one stupid thing over and over.
As long as the answer is right, who cares if the question is wrong?
2007-09-04 22:38:39 · 9 answers · asked by pheonix140180 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I have had a good day, but it is still early enough for someone to come along and screw it up.
lol
2007-09-05 08:50:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two Irishmen walk out of a bar
2016-05-17 06:59:45 · answer #2 · answered by marya 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I always sit on the loo with a book of humourus quotes aswell.
2007-09-04 22:44:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
some nice ones there
thanks
2007-09-04 22:48:42 · answer #4 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They are really good
2007-09-04 22:56:33 · answer #5 · answered by Uh huh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't find any true or humerous.
2007-09-04 22:56:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Boring.
That is just a copy and paste job from another website.
2007-09-04 22:42:33 · answer #7 · answered by spick&span 4 · 0⤊ 6⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-09-05 00:19:57 · answer #8 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
=D
2007-09-04 22:55:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋