If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?
If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look the way they do?
If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?
If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?
If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
Everyone has a photographic memory. But some folks don't have film.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car is not called a racist?
Why are wise man and a wise guy opposites?
Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
Do people in Australia call the rest of the world "up over"?
Does that screwdriver belong to Philip?
Does killing time damage eternity?
Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream?
If you keep trying to prove Murphy's Law, will something keep going wrong?
Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?
How can someone "draw a blank"?
Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic"?
2007-09-04 22:22:02 · 20 answers · asked by pheonix140180 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Why is the word 'abbreviation' so long?
Yours are good.
2007-09-04 22:27:54 · answer #1 · answered by Dr Watson (UK) 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
lmfaooooooooo looks like u r genius.
if my galfriend loves me than why does she go out on a date with my grandpa ?? lol
cheers and have thoughtfull day
2007-09-05 05:31:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You've got a star! 'coz that made me smile (and earn 2 points) ;)
2007-09-05 05:35:14 · answer #3 · answered by An Ink Pen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee hee, not heard of most of those!!! good one have a star x
2007-09-05 05:33:29 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ Miss Sausage ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
definitely yes for monosyllabic!
*gg* some nice things in there...
2007-09-05 05:33:49 · answer #5 · answered by Nova 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You for got "Catch 22".
2007-09-05 15:55:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
better ones here
keep it up as they are getting better
thanks
lol
2007-09-05 05:51:29 · answer #7 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive not heard a lot of these,good for a chortle.thanks,have a star.
2007-09-05 05:26:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
lol nice one
2007-09-05 06:13:55 · answer #9 · answered by SuperDuperTS 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Omg that's hilarious!!!.....thanks for sharing!
2007-09-05 05:26:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋