Things to ponder
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.
Laughing stock - cattle with a sense of humor.
You can't have everything, where would you put it?
Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.
Why do they report power outages on TV?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
What's another word for thesaurus?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
How do I set my laser printer on stun?
How is it possible to have a civil war?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
2007-09-04 22:18:47 · 10 answers · asked by pheonix140180 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
All legit questions to make your head go....hmmmmm?
All good!! All Funny!! All-STAR!!
=oP
2007-09-04 22:26:00 · answer #1 · answered by Lilkryptonite 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i especially liked the 50-50-90
2007-09-04 22:23:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably would have been funny if it wasn't all grouped together. You just finished the question when you gave the answer. Next time use line breaks, they'll be your best friend when telling jokes in text form.
2016-05-17 06:53:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmaoooooooo. i totally agree with yah . waht about this one .
if love is so pure than why y u wanna get dirty with sex . lol
cheers and have nice day .
2007-09-04 22:26:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes definately getting better thanks
keep them coming
2007-09-04 22:53:56 · answer #5 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do they call it "Military Intelligence" when they screw up all of the time.
2007-09-05 08:59:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shakespeare would hate you for that question! *lol*
really, I like these
2007-09-04 22:36:15 · answer #7 · answered by Nova 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-09-05 00:24:07 · answer #8 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very true
2007-09-04 22:25:11 · answer #9 · answered by Kat Moonsstar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.....you had me chuckling
2007-09-04 23:18:32 · answer #10 · answered by mojo569 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋