a man living in a block of flats answers his front door to find the tv license man standing ther .hello sir he says i have just detected you using a tv with out a license. OK says the man ive judt moved in and i have not got one .The man from the detector van being in a good mood says i will give you untill tomorow to buy one and i will be back to check it if you do not have one , then i will give you the fine . OK says the owner of the flat i will get one today .
The next day true to his word the dector man is back but on his way into the block of flats he bumps into the owner of the flat running out. Sorry says the man but i have got an emergency i got the license its in the flat on the mantel peice behind the clock my dads there go up and he will show it to you. So the man from the detector van goes up to the flat and knocks at the door. I have come to see your tv license its on the mantel peice behind the clock he says to the dad which he replies
bloody hell them vans are good
2007-09-04 21:16:52 · 8 answers · asked by mark the spark 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It made me laugh, cheers mark x
2007-09-04 22:38:12 · answer #1 · answered by Nickynackynoo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is demanding, yet additionally a legal requirement for shops to furnish information of TVs offered to the licensing human beings. this is rather like identifying to purchase a clean vehicle - it must be registered etc and in case you do no longer do it they make you pay lots of money or take it away. the appropriate factor they are drawn to is regardless of if your handle has a television licence that covers that form of television. If the names are distinctive, you're a distinctive tenant interior the comparable development, wherein case technically you're able to choose your individual licence for this reason the letter. If uncertain, supply the licencing human beings a decision and ask what they are on approximately. in any different case, I propose you and your companion write a joint letter to them affirming which you reside jointly at that handle and inquiring for that this suggestions be hung on report. If the two considered one of you sign it, it is going to be useable as data, so make certain you have a replica. NB I have no legal background, this is in effortless terms a tenet.
2016-12-16 11:52:22 · answer #2 · answered by kirk 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old but still good.
2007-09-04 21:22:57 · answer #3 · answered by Spammy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-09-04 22:18:31 · answer #4 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well.
OK it was amusing.
2007-09-04 21:45:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-09-05 00:29:33 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ummmmm... i didnt exactly get it
2007-09-04 21:22:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ummm... ehh...
ok i dun get it...
2007-09-04 22:08:28 · answer #8 · answered by Julie Mokhtar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋