A pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.
The local newspaper read:
'PASTOR'S A.S.S OUT FRONT'
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity
that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day, the local newspaper headline read:
'BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S A.S.S'
This was too much for the bishop
so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey.
The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:
'NUN HAS BEST A.S.S IN TOWN'
The bishop fainted.
He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey,
so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read:
'NUN SELLS HER A.S.S FOR $10'
As a last resort the bishop ordered the nun to buy back the donkey
and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read:
'NUN ANNOUNCES...HER A.S.S IS WILD AND FREE'
The bishop was buried the next day....
The moral of the story is...being concerned about public opinion
can bring you much grief and misery ...and even shorten your life.
So be yourself and enjoy life.....
Only worry about your own A.S.S, not someone else's.....
You'll be a lot happier and live longer.
2007-09-04 19:11:31 · 42 answers · asked by vijay m Indian Lawyer 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Kishore that's a good one !
2007-09-04 21:05:46 · update #1
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2007-09-05 21:07:13 · update #2
this is beautiful joke with good morale
here is another one , may match may not.
New elected/selected Pope is on world tour and has America on his list. the public relations officer of Pope warns Pope to be careful with American News paper journalists, they have habit of twisting the matter to their advantage.
Pope coolly replied 'don't you worry, I know how to handle the situation.
Here Pope decided that Hollywood is the place where most sinning happens and needs to be saved, so he decided to first land on LosAngels .
On the air port he is being whisked away in hurry.
one journalist could asked pope, Hey pope do you have interest in strip dance or cabaret dancers ?"
To appear innocent, Pope replied with a question, 'Are There Strip/Cabaret Dancers over here??
Next day headlines in news papers were..
Pope Lands on our holy land and asks for Strip/Cabaret Dancers!!!
2007-09-04 20:50:18 · answer #1 · answered by krishprud@yahoo.co.in_KISHORLAL 6 · 8⤊ 0⤋
very well.l didn't agree with the bishop.the bishop should concerned with the bad behavior from the pastor but not to the things that the pastor's own.to race the donkey in the public did not involve with bad action from the pastor.anyone can play a good game even if it is not rewarded.the Bible speak about how to use the gift of God.the bishop had been in a state of wild and did not know his own responsibility.anyway what is behind the event between the pastor and the bishop?if there is behind the scene then bishop reacted in the way he understood.
that good mind your own business and do not put your nose in others (owned by someone) belonging.
2007-09-04 20:37:58 · answer #2 · answered by boote k 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
The bishop traded someone's A.S.S. for a hole in the ground!
2007-09-09 05:45:23 · answer #3 · answered by book writer 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke .. and good moral , but make that " being concerned about the Press " & you've hit the nail !
2007-09-12 02:49:52 · answer #4 · answered by yjnt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke Vijay
2007-09-10 19:45:17 · answer #5 · answered by H'N'H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke and moral. But we can not live isolated in this world, but only we should not get attatched personally and get happy or hurt.
Thank you for sharing.
2007-09-05 17:57:07 · answer #6 · answered by Open_Mind 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great 1 absolutely enjoyed it, here have a star
2016-04-03 04:20:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent word play!!! Thanks for the laugh and yes kishore was good - not as good as yours though - have a good day.....reminds be of somewhere in the bible is says "and Jesus whipped a.s.s."
2007-09-05 00:12:56 · answer #8 · answered by Henry H 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very very very very very nice
i liked it and the wisdom it included
u rock girl keep on the good ones and a star for u
2007-09-11 01:16:41 · answer #9 · answered by A's 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one Vijay..it still make me laugh.
All ten fingers for you.
and thanx for the encouraging email.
2007-09-04 19:40:11 · answer #10 · answered by Ari-ah 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋