There were 3 men who decided 2 go camping.
As soon as they set up their tent, they went straight to sleep.
In the morning the guy who slept on the left side said, "I had a dream last night that somone was pulling my %%%%'
The guy who slept on the right side also said, 'I had a dream last night that someone was pulling my %%%% too!'
Then the guy who slept in the middle said, 'I had a dream last night, that I was skiing!'
2007-09-04 18:22:30 · 7 answers · asked by Renae M 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
not bad
2007-09-04 18:27:40 · answer #1 · answered by smile666 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there have been 2 farmers using alongside a highway in a ute. one turns to the different, factors out right into a padock and says "purely there is the place i misplaced my virginity". the different farmer laughs and says "oh somewhat?" "yeah. i replaced into going at it, and next factor, i glance up and her mum is status there, observing me together with her daughter!" "oh sh*t mate. what did she say?!" says the 2d farmer. "baaa" lol. a guy travels to a distant African tribe the place he remains to place in writing a e book on tribal existence. after a pair of 365 days, the government of the tribe's spouse supplies delivery to a white infant. the government is livid, he unearths the author and says "i'm approximately to kill you mate! my spouse purely had a white infant and additionally you are the only white fella to have surpassed right here in years!" the author thinks for a 2d then starts off to describe "no, no, no mate. you have all of it incorrect. i've got not touched you're spouse. this is a organic prevalence, that youngster ought to be an albino. it sometimes happens.." he can see the government isn't identifying to purchase his tale so he says "this is like how each and every now and lower back a black sheep would be born out interior the paddock. it purely happens". the government sighs and rubs his head "very properly" he says "i would be unable to declare no longer something with regard to the white youngster in case you're saying no longer something with regard to the black sheep precise?" haha.
2016-12-16 11:48:12 · answer #2 · answered by kirk 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol guys be careful dont sleep beside others lol
2007-09-04 18:30:51 · answer #3 · answered by poujmak 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great joke lol, I am sending it to my uncle.
2007-09-04 21:18:43 · answer #4 · answered by orangie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, that was funny!
2007-09-04 18:47:50 · answer #5 · answered by kathi1vee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, keep the good humor!!.
2007-09-04 18:27:06 · answer #6 · answered by Mojitabean 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahah i just text this to a friend....
2007-09-04 18:47:34 · answer #7 · answered by sheru 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋