2007-09-04 17:14:41 · 17 answers · asked by cassi 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
By telling him that Earth is not a flat circle.
He'll be surprised and might laugh too.
2007-09-04 17:18:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You won't be able to. He knows everything which means he knows all the jokes of the world and already laughed enough. Now he finds every joke boring. You can't even make a new joke because since he knows the future, he knows about every joke that will be made in the future. It's no use. You can try all your life but he won't even smile. Maybe he will but just to show pity for you.
2007-09-05 00:22:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
We don't have to do anything.God gave us all the wisdom through various channels including religions,to live a healthy, wealthy and happy life.WE corrupted and misused that and when things went wrong,we called upon him to fix them.Some even called him names for either being slow or inattentive.Imagine billions of humans acting like mad monkeys fighting,tearing their hair,doing unthinkable things for no purpose what so ever.Why should GOD need anything more to laugh at ?We are HIS perennial and eternal source of LAUGHTER and amusement.Amen.
2007-09-05 01:10:50 · answer #3 · answered by brkshandilya 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Turn around, and come on home. You will not only make God laugh with joy. You will make the angels sing in celebration!
2007-09-05 00:24:59 · answer #4 · answered by Lady M 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Keep it simple - start with the classics: pie in the face, and banana slips; then move to puns and double entendre. GOD probably heard all the jokes - so go sparingly on those.
Improv is probably best, has an unseen before quality.
In case all else fails: make all those silly faces one does when making love to their spouse. (A comedian said this kills.)
Peace and blessing on you for such a grand goal!
2007-09-05 00:23:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
By threating Him! It's not wise to threaten our creator.
Why do the nations rage,
And the people plot a vain thing?
The kings of the earth set themselves,
And the rulers take counsel together,
Against the LORD and against His Anointed, saying,
“Let us break Their bonds in pieces
And cast away Their cords from us.”
HE WHO SITS IN THE HEAVENS SHALL LAUGH;
The Lord shall hold them in derision.
Then He shall speak to them in His wrath,
And distress them in His deep displeasure. Psalm 2:1-5
2007-09-05 00:26:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do something in secret for someone else that really tickles your heart. Something you get a chuckle out of. He shares in that and is proud that you don't need anyone else to know to validate what you did. No audience. That makes him smile and he laughs with you.
2007-09-05 00:23:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Read Psalm 2.
2007-09-05 02:46:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
By obeying the Bible and doing His will. He will be so happy with you He will laugh, and laugh at the devil.
2007-09-05 00:20:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
listening to newborns laugh
2007-09-05 00:19:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋