Having just opened the first branch of the Church of of Ath?
2007-09-04 14:37:25 · 39 answers · asked by K. Marx iii 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
midnite will taste the fire
2007-09-04 14:45:49 · update #1
Monitary benefits, yes - to me!
2007-09-04 15:12:51 · update #2
Monetary - slip: before they start saying he's not!
2007-09-04 15:13:59 · update #3
Anya gonna be at my right hand side in the Kingdom. Well done!
2007-09-04 15:32:35 · update #4
Simon j cant spell ha ha ha ha. FIRE for you too! Also if its good enough for the NY times, its good enough for me. Get it?
2007-09-04 16:19:43 · update #5
ALL HAIL GOD MARX! ::bows before him and offers sacrifices of cake, cookies, and.... and... beer::
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AWESOME! Do I get any special powers?
::chuckles:: Amber called God an animal.
2007-09-04 15:07:03 · answer #1 · answered by Ayana 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Not all atheists are communists. Very few in my experience in the West, actually.
I actually did enjoy Karl Marx, though. Religion is the opiate of the masses, in many ways. Would you like to have a smoke, since you seem to be under the delusion that you're divine?
2007-09-04 14:42:02 · answer #2 · answered by Dalarus 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Because I have better things to do than pander the preposterous proposition proposed by a pimp faced pip squeak with a pecker the size of a peanut.
say that 3 times fast.
2007-09-04 14:47:45 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Because your use of the English language is appauling. I'm sorry to have to break this to you, but using capital letters for every word really is a no no.
It is actually a really dumb question. Perhaps I'm even dumber for answering.
2007-09-04 15:47:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Wallow in the power of unbelief.
I won't tell if you don't
Gods I feel a weird day coming on
2007-09-04 22:18:05 · answer #5 · answered by Debi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. You're not worthy of being worshiped, and I don't think many Atheist would like to go to church, no matter what it's for. I know I wouldn't.
2007-09-04 14:43:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Are you related to Peter Sutcliffe the Yorkshire Ripper by any chance ??
Baz
2007-09-04 14:43:08 · answer #7 · answered by Phat Baz 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Because you arent a god no one is a god . god is a holy animal that never dies and it brings everyone else back to life when we die.and also opening a church does not make you a god unless you are the holy animal which is a lion you are nothing but a tiny human looking for attention. just like the rest of us.
2007-09-04 14:42:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
2 points
2007-09-04 14:41:44 · answer #9 · answered by kMaz 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Burst out of that bad disguise you wolf in cheap clothing.
2007-09-04 15:41:01 · answer #10 · answered by Edward J 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are there any....monetary benefits to joining your church?
2007-09-04 14:52:28 · answer #11 · answered by Satan's Own™ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋