I've been married for 15 years and have 8 wonderful children. My relationship with my wife is fantastic except for one detail. Whenever my current girlfriend comes over, my wife never gives us the space that we need. It seems that she always has to be in the room with us. I know, she is my wife and I do include her in many activities. Occasionally, she will go along with me and my girl friend on a date. That's fine, but she's been wanting to do it more often. Frankly, I'm glad that they get along so well. Also, I'm always careful to give my wife all the love and attention that she deserves. She's a great home maker. It just bothers me that she always wants to be with me and my girlfriend. Heck my girlfriend never wants to go on dates with me and my wife. My girlfriend has been nothing but outstanding on respecting my relationship with my wife. How can I tell my wife to give us a little space?
2007-09-04 14:07:35 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
I don't know which was funnier; this well crafted joke question or the answers! half the people get it and others are freaking out, which makes me laugh more. Thanks for that one!
2007-09-04 15:25:40 · answer #1 · answered by morgan j 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think your wife should give you a lot of space ...as a matter of fact If I were your wife you'd probably have a lot of space where your face used to be before I put a cap in you A%$ As for your girlfriend ..she would have about the count of 3 to get the h*@@ outta my home or even God would need her D N A to identify her. You've got more nerve than a tooth ache.
2007-09-04 14:18:45 · answer #2 · answered by breeze 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think you need to put an apartment at the back of your house for your g/f. That way you can slip out and slip in whenever you want and you don't have to take either of them out on a date, which is quite tiresome.
The other advantage if this is that it leaves you free to go out and obtain another g/f. Problem is that you then may have both your wife and your current g/f traipsing along on dates.
It's hard, I know.
2007-09-04 14:16:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well sounds like to me your problem is not just your wife. By the way you tell the story your gf doesn't seem to mind your wife being around which tells me she is more then likley not just there for you she is Bi and wants you both infact sounds like she might crave the woman ur wife even more go with it and quit complaining enjoy them both together consider your self lucky you have a wife that will tollerate a gf at all. My advice quit complaining you got it made Hello lmao
2007-09-04 14:14:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
divorce. Why on earth do you have a girlfriend if your married? If you don't respect your wedding vows, you need to end one of those relationships. Give your wife some respect, and either stop having girlfriends, or stop having a wife.
2007-09-04 14:12:42 · answer #5 · answered by vtothef 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You gotta be kidding,What women wife and or girlfriend would put up with arrangement.I think all three of you if there is really a threesome going on need some heavy duty help,but Im leaning toward thinking that you are full of S##t!!!
2007-09-04 14:15:45 · answer #6 · answered by mr.mcscrofe 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
is this your ex wife or a friend friend. if not then that is messed up. you cant have a wife and a girlfriend at the same time. of course she isnot giving you space you are openly cheating on her. in front of your 8 wonderful children.
2007-09-04 14:11:35 · answer #7 · answered by Caitlin 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You are just wrong!!!! Wife, 8 kids and then you have a girlfriend that you need time with yet include your wife--LOL!!!! This is either a joke or you are just wrong!!!!
2007-09-04 14:11:35 · answer #8 · answered by Mignon F 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do you blame the woman for wanting to get out of the house with eight kids around.? Good grief man!
2007-09-04 15:41:32 · answer #9 · answered by IRIS 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
are you a polygamist? i can understand the situation if youd clarify that first..
if the answer is yes.. then it is your wife who has final say whether she approves of this woman.. dont stir the water.. i know the issue.. my friend is a first wife.. and if you piss the first one off you are gonna end up starting over.. kids or not..
2007-09-04 14:27:18 · answer #10 · answered by jeselynn_81 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you considered finding your wife a boy friend? Just a thought...
2007-09-04 23:55:14 · answer #11 · answered by I Luv NY 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋