hey any one got a funny quote for profiles?

Question

i need a funny or cute saying to put on msn

Answer 1

"It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird."

"Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery."

"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"

"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."

"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."

"Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?"

"A penny saved is ridiculous."

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."

"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the UP button."