There once was a farmer who was raising 3 daughters on his own. He was very
concerned about their well being and always did his best to watch out for them.
As they entered their late teens the girls dated, and on this particular evening
all three of his girls were going out on a date. This was the first time this
had occurred. As was his custom, he would greet the young suitor at the door
holding his shotgun, not to menace or threaten but merely to ensure that the
young man knew who was boss.
The doorbell rang and the first of the boys arrived. Father answered the door
and the lad said, "Hi, my name's Joe, I'm here for Flow. We're going to the
show, is she ready to go?" The father looked him over and sent the kids on their
way.
The next lad arrived and said, "My name's Eddie, I'm here for Betty,
we're going to get some spaghetti, is she ready?" Father felt this one was okay
too, so off the two kids went.
The final young man arrived and the farmer opened the door. The boy started
off, "Hi, my name's Chuck… --" and the farmer shot him.
2007-09-04 13:32:14 · 20 answers · asked by ? 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
star if you like it please! :)
2007-09-04 13:33:41 · update #1
haha no, but what rhymes with chuck that a girls boyfriend might want to do with her?
her boyfriends name is chuck.
2007-09-04 13:40:13 · update #2
I guess he wasnt waiting around to find out if the kid was going to take her out hunting for duck and she brings him goodluck!
2007-09-04 14:11:51 · answer #1 · answered by melissaw77 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Oh, I see! The farmer thought that the final young man and his daughter were going to f*ck! I feel so sorry for Chuck!
2007-09-04 13:41:14 · answer #2 · answered by Oh, it's like that? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol that is a good one and here is another star! As a father of a 2 week old new born baby girl I can appreciate that one!
2007-09-04 18:11:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Tee Hee Hee
2007-09-04 15:59:11 · answer #4 · answered by callmemac1963 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny especially if you have a daughter. Fathers stand by with your shotgun!
2007-09-06 06:00:33 · answer #5 · answered by Mr. Ish 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
In a phucken New York minute I honestly think farmers are very sexy muscles all hot and sweaty thanks, Stefan I am all hot and bothered now
2016-05-21 07:15:59 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor Chuck, should have stuck with Charlie.
2007-09-04 14:31:22 · answer #7 · answered by Limestoner62 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-04 14:28:04 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
was the fathers name chuck?
2007-09-04 13:39:03 · answer #9 · answered by sweetgogana2007 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That made my day! Have a star!
2007-09-04 14:00:01 · answer #10 · answered by Carter 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋