There Guys died at the same time and ended up in front of Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter said to the first guy, " Why should I let you in?"
The guy answered, "I was a doctor and I helped many people get well."
Saint Peter said, " Okay, you may come in."
Saint Peter said to the second guy, "Why should I let you in?"
The guy answered, "I was a lawyer and defended many innocent people."
Saint Peter said, "Okay, you may come in."
Saint Peter then said to the last guy, "And why should I let you in?"
The guy answered, "Well, I was a manageed health care professional and I helped to keep health care cost down."
Saint Peter thought about this a moment and said, "Okay, you may come in, but you can only stay three days!"
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2007-09-04 13:06:06 · 9 answers · asked by inteleyes 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
...I've not heard this one...I loved it
Here's another:
A surly, nasty, hateful man and a sweet, God Loving woman were at the Pearly Gates...St Peter said to the woman, "Spell cat correctly and I'll let you in", so the woman smiled and spelled C-A-T and St Peter opened Heaven's Gates and she went in...
now, the surly man heard this so when it came his turn to spell something, he was feeling pretty safe...St Peter saw him there and said, "You'll have to spell correctly and I'll let you in"...so the man was all sorts of ready to dash inside when St Peter said to him,
"Spell Czechoslovakia" !
2007-09-04 13:57:14 · answer #1 · answered by EvelynMine 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha.
A merry heart makes for good medicine.
2007-09-04 13:08:48 · answer #2 · answered by RB 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
laughter is a great medicine.i must be a quack pharmacist i tell jokes all the time
2007-09-04 13:11:34 · answer #3 · answered by woodsonhannon53 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute. There are different versions I like better, but this one was cute. Oh, and in answer to your question, the answer is: absolutely!
2007-09-04 13:12:25 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a really good one! LOL!
2007-09-04 13:09:18 · answer #5 · answered by shadowgirl777 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wow, a "Pearly Gates" joke I actually haven't heard before! Thanks.
2007-09-04 13:09:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
If only?
2007-09-04 13:11:21 · answer #7 · answered by cloud 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Loved it! LOL!
2007-09-04 13:13:26 · answer #8 · answered by Testika Filch Milquetoast 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you dont have a soul
but neither do i :]
2007-09-04 13:07:47 · answer #9 · answered by Chris 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
LOL
2007-09-04 13:10:37 · answer #10 · answered by Shev 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋