2007-09-04 12:58:00 · 19 answers · asked by ? 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Just bring me home! That ought to work. ;)
2007-09-04 13:03:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 3⤋
maximum folk of atheists are strait. Homosexuals are nonetheless and constantly would be interior the minority. additionally atheism isn't a faith. I do wish that this sarcasm is meant to instruct how dumb non secular all of us is and not make exciting of atheists.
2016-10-09 23:20:11 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mom, Pops, do you realize you are in danger of spending eternity in flames?
Speaking of flames, I've had the hots for my pastor's daughter and tonight I'd like you to accompany me to meet her parents. Do you think you'd be embarassed if a miracle happened at their house to prove that God exists?
2007-09-04 13:50:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
My parents were upset when I told them I was straight. But after awhile, they saw that my being straight doesn't mean that I love Satan any less than homosexuals do.
2007-09-04 13:08:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Don't wear the schoolgirl outfit home. That'll raise more questions than it answers. In fact, why don't you just give it to me, I'll hold on to it for you.
2007-09-04 13:09:28 · answer #5 · answered by Becca 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Mom & Dad ... Any pointers on preventing unwanted pregnancy?
Any suggestions I can use in the sack?
Or is there anything I can suggest to the two of you?
^v^ ^v^ ^v^ ^v^ ^v^ ^v^ ^v^ ^v^
2007-09-04 13:08:03 · answer #6 · answered by NHBaritone 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
"hey mom dad I need to talk to you"
...
*everyone sits down*
"i love you guys, and I wish i could be they way you want me to be... but I like girls."
Seriously dude tell me thats not what your asking.
Im assuming you mean christian.
Just tell them "hey i looked at things, and I really want to try *insert religeon being as you didnt state one* for a bit, it really seems to jive with me."
2007-09-04 13:06:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
"Mom, dad, I'm sorry but... I never really did like the Barbie dolls you gave me to play with as a child."
2007-09-04 13:04:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
lol
"Mom, Dad, I hope you don't mind but I am straight, this is my choice and I would love for you to support me in this decision"
2007-09-04 13:05:10 · answer #9 · answered by JFK fan--(Hug Brigade) 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm... I'd leave a casual note... I have always been a note person though!
2007-09-04 13:14:18 · answer #10 · answered by Highlander 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They'll be devastated! How could you do that to them! Get a hold on yourself, man!
2007-09-04 16:26:31 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋