A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was severely burned. The MD told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body cuz he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body that the MD felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The hubby and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the Skin came from, and they requested that the MD honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face. He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful beauty! One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at her sacrifice. He said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?" "My darling," she replied
"I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."
2007-09-04 12:09:16 · 20 answers · asked by ◄Rainy~♥~Rain► 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was the best one on here today!! Awesome!!
Still laughin!!
2007-09-04 12:14:27 · answer #1 · answered by D J 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My buttocks extend to the depths of hell. Bq: Assrapingwithdickholediaperpinned
2016-04-03 03:47:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
She's basically saying, every time his mother kisses his cheek, his mother is kissing her @ss! That was a good one!
2007-09-04 14:10:38 · answer #3 · answered by Oh, it's like that? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very nice! This should appeal to all daughters in law.
2007-09-04 14:35:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice.
2007-09-04 12:22:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow, u had me going for a minute, i was like how did they do that?! But its funny!
2007-09-04 12:15:38 · answer #6 · answered by qwertyman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats f*ckin hilarious. i almost peed on myself
2007-09-04 12:16:23 · answer #7 · answered by mayris 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
soo funny!.hahhahhaaha
2007-09-04 13:18:15 · answer #8 · answered by alliperson 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL FUNNYYY
you can say that again! LOL
2007-09-04 12:56:47 · answer #9 · answered by Jesus loves you 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bad joke. Try again.
2007-09-04 12:12:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋